A Historic Third Term: The alternative analysis.
So, the election. I'm not gonna talk about swings. I'm going to talk blusher, and eyebrows.
Last night I counted at least three incidents of crap blusher. Too many overthin and over arching eyebrows, and cases where eyebrows could do with a good going over.
The one that upset me the most was Justine Grenningthingy who stole Putney from us. I swear, I just wanted to attack her with a pair of tweezers. The girl needs to be frogmarched to the nearest beauty salon and have all that extra unruly hair waxed off. And SOON. And someone needs to give her blusher application lessons.one stripe (and slightly too red as well) under her eyes. You use the whole blimming cheek. And a big brush, not normally the one that came with it. And she needed a more peachy based one.
no-one else in the pub really gave a toss what I was blathering on about.
Last night I counted at least three incidents of crap blusher. Too many overthin and over arching eyebrows, and cases where eyebrows could do with a good going over.
The one that upset me the most was Justine Grenningthingy who stole Putney from us. I swear, I just wanted to attack her with a pair of tweezers. The girl needs to be frogmarched to the nearest beauty salon and have all that extra unruly hair waxed off. And SOON. And someone needs to give her blusher application lessons.one stripe (and slightly too red as well) under her eyes. You use the whole blimming cheek. And a big brush, not normally the one that came with it. And she needed a more peachy based one.
no-one else in the pub really gave a toss what I was blathering on about.
posted by Sparkly Laura @ 1:33 pm
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